Thursday, November 12, 2009
Is it summer time yet?
Wednesday, November 11, 2009
And there I was…
Rule #1 - no talking allowed especially on your cell phone (one, because people are sleeping and two, we don’t care)
Rule #2 – do not attempt to make contact with the person sitting next to you (even if its just a “good morning”)
Rule #3 – everyone should really have their own seat and when the bus is full enough that “double-seating” is required people often get cranky (especially on the afternoon bus).
So anywhoo – there I was on the bus this morning and a guy gets on at the Tacoma Dome station. He begins engaging the bus driver in a conversation (loud enough to be heard over my iPod) about “Fork, Washington. Ya know, Fork…F-O-R-K?” He says to the driver. “There’s vampires in Fork. A lady she’s a written 5 books about them. Them vampires like Fork, F-O-R-K ‘cuz it rains and its dark all the time there so them vampires, they can walk around during the day time, on account of the rain and the dark weather. Now most of them vampires really live in Gig Haaa-bor (Really? Where? Apparently I’ve missed them…DANG! At this point I had to turn my iPod off so that I could the rest of the this story) but they like to go up to Fork, F-O-R-K ‘cuz of all the rain and such. Now them vampires have made for lotso tourism up there in Fork. If’en you was 18 you’da know what I was talking about. Now there’s also werewolves up there but they live in Port Angeles. You know them vampires and werewolves they don’t get along so well, except one that the lady wrote about because he’s a different kinda werewolf.” Apparently the driver gave some sort of indication that he didn’t really believe in the whole vampire/werewolf thing and so then this very entertaining man went on to say, “Well, ya should be believin’ it ‘cuz ya know people they be going across the border in New Mexico for years to look at the little green men…ever heard of Area 51?” OMG! It was all I could do not to laugh out loud. I surreptitiously glanced around the bus (because of Rule #2) and could see that there were several others who were smirking and working hard to suppress the laughs threatening to come out of their mouth. However, the woman in the seat behind me (who NEVER follows Rule #1 or #2) was so engrossed in the “self help” conversation she was having with the guy sitting with her (He’s truly a gem – he sits with her every morning and listens patiently the whole ride in) didn’t appear to notice whatsoever. And who says there isn’t good entertainment to be had at 6:30 in the morning. And yes, I do know its really Forks (with an "S") Washington!
Monday, October 26, 2009
“How much did this pumpkin cost” and “What’s for dinner”?
The pumpkin – about mid July a local youth football group came around selling cookie dough as a fundraiser, so being the good mommy/neighbor/community member I bought a tub (which I normally NEVER do) but I figured that Boy #1 would be off to college and he states his favorite cookies are white chocolate macadamia nut and so it was going to be expensive any way you cooked ‘em up. About 10 days ago (yes, 3 months later!) I finally got my cookie dough so I decided that would be Boy #1’s trick or treat basket. The dough made 38 cookies and I managed to fit about 34 of them back into the container (since it was round like a pumpkin, I thought perfect) and a little construction paper magic later and the “Great Pumpkin” was born! (Cost for said Great Pumpkin: cookie dough $15, postage to mail 2 ½ dozen cookies to Idaho $7.10, knowing that Boy #1 will roll his eyes at the sight of my construction paper magic – priceless!)
What’s for dinner? Why Pasties of course! (Not to be confused with little flowery things that “ahem” some “exotic dancers” place…well, never mind) Yesterday was a typical Sunday – laundry, baking, laundry, cooking something yummy for dinner, football, more laundry. I remember Mom making these when we were little and we just thought they were so fun. It’s basically meat pies you eat with your hands (Boy #2 and #3 are all about the no fork required thing I think). The filling is browned hamburger, diced carrots, celery, potatoes, onion and whatever else you want to throw in the bowl. Mix with a can of cream of celery soup (or you can use cream of mushroom but I don’t because those rubbery little mushroom pieces gross me out) a whole lot of pie dough later you have these lovely little “pasties.” I delivered some still warm out of the oven to Neighbor and Miss Thang and Bubba’s house ‘cuz nothing says lovin’ like dinner from someone else’s oven!
June continued...
Picking up where I last left off... Boy #1 graduated from high school. Graduation was held in the Tacoma Dome and I feared that we would be there for hours and hours. Much to my surprise (and the relief of my rear end - metal bleachers....so fun) they were done in less than 90 minutes!
Thursday, October 22, 2009
1000 Excuses
So what has happened in the past several months - grab a glass of wine read on!
Sunday, March 15, 2009
It Happened Last Month
And then I made a heart shaped version of "jammies" sprinkled of course with a liberal amount of powered sugar! I then played Cupid and delivered them to various "love spots" around the harbor...
After Valentine's Day came a week of vacation and skiing with the kids at White Pass. We were again blessed with the use of a friend's cabin (love that free lodging thing). Boy #1 and Boy #3 each brought a friend so needless to say the van was packed to the ceiling with boys and food. Past life thought I'd brought way too much food - he later had to eat those words when he saw how much 5 boys who've skied all day eat for dinner! Past life and daughter M joined us mid-week and we all had a great time. Good weather, good skiing, good food and hours upon hours of "The Office" on DVD each night!
Boy #1 and friend J Boy #3 and co
Boy #2, Past life and Miss M
Friend "C" at the end of the day!